you might be a noob if

1.you think vampires are were wolves.
2.if you think vampires are stupid
3.if you think IM stupid
4.if you think EMMA'S stupid
5.if you think nick can't RP, worth shit
6.if you think emma doesn't own the RPG
7.you think you can own nick in RP
8.if you think you can trick me into a fight
9.if you think i actully like some1 ATM in the RPG
10.if you think this is actually my life story